NSV: Daisy Dukes
I bought some cut-off jean shorts from Old Navy for my 4th of July trip. When they came in, they were too small. I was so bummed because, for me, a pair of cute cut-offs is as much a staple as a little black dress.
I just tried them on and hell yeah they fit! Woo hoo!!
NOTE: Mine are mid-thigh, not butt floss, but the idea is the same ;)